She's singin' the same old song.
Nothin' but trouble goin' on,
And it's always me that's in the wrong.
Always me that's in the wrong.
But everything she does turns out right!
Tell me: how is it try as I might
It's always me that's in a fight?
Always me that's in a fight.
She's givin' him grief again,
Like she's done since she was ten.
Seems like it'll never end.
Will it ever end?
She's givin' him stress again,
Like she's done since she was ten.
Seems like it'll never end.
Times like this he needs a friend.
Accordin' to mum 'n' dad
It's always me that's drivin' 'em mad.
Whatever I try it turns out bad.
It always turns out bad.
She's winnin' this and she's winnin' that.
But me? I always fall down flat.
And who shows me a welcome mat?
I'm just something they pick at.
She's givin' him grief again,
Like she's done since she was ten.
Seems like it'll never end.
Will it ever end?
She's givin' him stress again,
Like she's done since she was ten.
Seems like it'll never end.
Times like this he needs a friend.
You're thinkin' you're so cool.
Think you can treat me like a fool?
Why do I bother getting out of bed?
She just messes with my head.
She messes with my head! (Oh, oh...)
She's givin' him grief again,
Like she's done since she was ten.
Seems like it'll never end.
Will it ever end?
She's givin' him stress again,
Like she's done since she was ten.
Seems like it'll never end.
Times like this he needs a friend.