Take me 'cross the water, friar,
To the other side.
Let me sit upon your back,
And take me for a ride.
Take me 'cross the water, friar,
Haven't got all day.
Kneel upon the muddy ground,
Don't drop me on the way.
Climb upon my back, please do, sir
Keep your feet held high.
I will take you for a ride
And keep your arrows dry.
Can't he see that I'm no fool!
I'm really not that dim.
When you mess with Friar Tuck,
You can sink or swim.
Take me 'cross the water, friar,
To the other side.
Let me sit upon your back,
And take me for a ride.
Take me 'cross the water, friar,
Haven't got all day.
Kneel upon the muddy ground,
Don't drop me on the way.
Climb upon my back, please do, sir
Keep your feet held high.
I will take you for a ride
And keep your arrows dry.
Can't he see that I'm no fool!
I'm really not that dim.
When you mess with Friar Tuck,
You can sink or swim.
Can't he see the Friar's no fool?
He's wiser than he thinks.
When you mess with Friar Tuck
You'll end up in the drink!
Splash!