State Waste - You'll Never Woo Me Lyrics

You wear a shirt that says "the future is female"
But I can see through that, don't try to derail
From what I really know your intentions are
Cause I spotted you in a girly bar
You know I love a straight white male
Who can make a mean Molotov cocktail
But don't ask me for an ego inflation
When you're just in desperate need of validation
You'll never woo me being woke
I don't care how much pot you smoke
You say sexism is wrong
But you've trying to f*ck me all along
You'll never garner my affections
With a feministing erection
You'll never woo me being woke
Cause your empathy's a joke
You want a chance for me to look behind
All your heteronormative pride
But I can't see inside, you see
Cause I know that all you want is to get inside me
Being an activist won't make you cooler
You're trying harder than an middle schooler
You don't get a stamp on a rewards card
If you're nice to a girl every time you get hard
You'll never woo me being woke
You're the reason our system broke
Under that douchey baseball cap
Is a thinly veiled pussy trap
You'll never know just how I feel
Till you walk a mile in my heels
You'll never woo me being woke
Cause your empathy's a joke
In college, I saw you boys rushing
For frats that were known for pussy crushing
You'll say "hey, that's offensive to women!"
Bitch, you're in my waters, now you keep swimmin'
Wear and hold a thousand shirts and signs
Your underlying motives can't be denied
For someone who wants us to feel included
You must think that women are really stupid
You'll never woo me being woke
You're a self esteem dick I have to stroke
You're not special and you're not brave
Maya Angelou rolls in her grave
You'll never garner my affections
With a social justice erection
You'll never woo me being woke
When being awake becomes a joke