Tie a couple lassos around those tits
Pour syrup on her ass like she's chicken and grits
Make her wear a mask like Nikki Sixx
Bring a german shepherd on into the mix
Yeah!
Anything goes!
Anything goes!
Paint your f*cking cock like a barber pole
Send a GoPro up your own butthole
Dress your bitch up like a butch marine
Give her 50 push ups while she rolls her bean
Yeah!
Anything goes!
I say anything goes!
Break out the whips
Candle wax
Chains and weed whackers
Baby don't hold back!
Anything goes!
Anything goes!
F*ck you from behind
F*ck you from below
F*ck you from up above
But anything goes with other bitches too
So baby don't fall in love
Tattoo unicorns on your shaven balls
Bang a hot midget at Niagara Falls
Steal a Saturn 5 and f*ck an astronaut
Zero G anal and weightless cumshots
Anything goes!
F*cking anything goes!
Break out the tanks
Hand grenades
Minus Charlie Sheen
Cuz I don't want AIDS
Anything goes!
Baby anything goes!
Honey anything goes!
F*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*cking monkey f*ckers, say anything goes!