Steel Panther - Fuck Everybody Lyrics

F*ck Everybody
Stupid f*cking Bitch in the fast lane
Almost hit my car
Checking her f*cking snapchat
On her motherf*cking Phone
Tried to wave an officer down
But he was on instagram
F*ck Everybody
Everybody can suck my dick
Stinky f*cking Dude on the airplane
Did not wash himself
Smelled like I was trapped inside
The carcass of a whale
Flight from LA to Toronto
He sat in my f*cking row
F*ck everybody
Everybody can suck my dick
Stepped into some dog shit
Coming home last night
In my f*cking driveway
And I donʼt even own a dog
Pick up after your Mastiff
You lazy f*cking cunt
F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck!!!!
Everybody can suck my f*cking dick
Everybody can lick my motherf*cking balls
F*ck everybody!
Everybody can suck my morherf*cking dick!!
Went to my local Starbucks
Ordered my usual fare
Double vanilla latte
With whipped cream and cinnamon sprinkles
Dude three people behind me in line
Got his Frappuccino first
F*ck everybody
Everyone can suck my f*cking dick