Stephen Bard - Shortcuts Lyrics

Young Knowitall corners the great Garry Shandling
Wants to be a comic himself
Asks the old pro for any tips he can offer
But mostly he just wants to know about the shortcuts
Are there any shortcuts?
There have got to be shortcuts
Shandling says, "No...no shortcuts."
She finally got tired of him bumming around
With Play Station IV all day long
Surely there's a quick way to get her back in line
And not have to do time or be wrong
Shortcuts
Where are the shortcuts?
There have got to be shortcuts
Shandling says, "No...no shortcuts."
Anything worth anything ain't easy
Anything worth anything is work
Anyone who thinks any differently
Is a stupid entitled lazy little jerk
Young Knowitall wakes up twenty years older
Coming apart at the seams
Didn't turn out the way he expected it exactly
Alone in his bed he still dreams of shortcuts
Where are the shortcuts?
There have got to be shortcuts
Shandling says, "No..."
Shandling says, "No..."
Shandling says, "No...no shortcuts."
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