Stephen Hatfield - Aliens in the Garden Lyrics

Somethings goin on out back
Where the 'mators and the onions grow
Tiny footprints, nibbles here and there
What it was I just didn't know
So I got me a light so's I could see
And I hid out under the apple tree
I heard a rustle and I thew em a shine
Much to my surprise

There's aliens in the garden
I can see them beady little eyes
In betwixt the taters and the pole bean rows
Just a thinkin' they can hide
So instead of a Friday Night Smack down
I'm gonna get me a hoe from the shed
Gonna have me a Friday Night Hoedown
Put a few of them creatures in a permanent bed
There's aliens in the garden, that's what I said

Well I got me some aluminum foil
And I wrapped it around my head
Gonna make sure they can't read my mind
Get the jump on them instead
I got a flack vest from the surplus store
I got buckshot from my friend next door
I heard a rustle and I fired a shot
This is what I got

There's aliens in the garden
I can see them beady little eyes
In betwixt the taters and the pole bean rows
Just a thinkin' they can hide
So instead of a Friday Night Smack down
I'm gonna get me a hoe from the shed
Gonna have me a Friday Night Hoedown
Put a few of them creatures in a permanent bed
There's aliens in the garden, that's what I said

Some folks worry 'bout bugs and blight
And which fertilizer gonna make it just right
I'm just worried by the time their through
My back yard'll be Area Fifty Two

There's aliens in the garden
I can see them beady little eyes
In betwixt the taters and the pole bean rows
Just a thinkin' they can hide
So instead of a Friday Night Smack down
I'm gonna get me a hoe from the shed
Gonna have me a Friday Night Hoedown
Put a few of them creatures in a permanent bed
There's aliens in the garden, that's what I said