A picture tells a thousand words
Your poop a thousand more
Places you've been, foods you've consumed
If you're been with a whore
So scope out the entire house
Swab all of the counters
Then you can find who really is
The cookie jar caper
Bacteria
Bacteria
Reveals so much about our lives
Bacteria
Bacteria
It isn't fate
It's bacteria
Move over, Nestlé, it's over
Too pure for your own good
To boost your kid's immune systems
Give momma's natural food
If you're anxious, if you're depressed
Even if you're obese
There's a chance your microbes could be
The cause of your disease
Bacteria
Bacteria
Controls so much about our lives
Bacteria
Bacteria
It isn't God
It's bacteria
We're talking correlation
Not quite yet at causation
So please put down that Purell
And please let us take a look at each of your single cells
Bacteria
Bacteria
So integral to our lives
Bacteria
Bacteria
Long live almighty
Bacteria