Stephen Lynch - Best Friends Song Lyrics

Mark: I like my toast buttered

Stephen: and i'll take mine dry



Mark: I dig the beatles

Stephen: i'm a stones kinda guy



Mark: I have fine taste

Stephen: and i like things cheap



Mark: I wanna stay up all night

Stephen: i just wanna sleep, with your sister



Mark: I love the sunshine

Stephen: and i wanna nail your sister



Mark: I like julia roberts movies

Stephen: just wanna F the S out of your sister

and Mark you would rule

Hey!, if you'd say its cool

i'd go pick her up at her junior high school

yea your sister

yeaaa

i wanna F your sister

wanna F her in the A

and just C all over her chin

well i'd stick my fist in her V

and i'd move it around and then i'd move it to her A hole

it'd be so F'ing great

i'd nail her

i wanna F your sister!