Stinkybob - Mr Boggs Lyrics

You're a piece of shit, Mr Boggs
A complete and utter waste of life and breath
An abomination of biblical proportions
And, I hasten to add, your death
Would relieve the rest of humanity
And liberate us all, each and every one
Of your insipid insanity

You're a piece of shit, Mr Boggs
A miserable, pathetic little man
Of no discernible value whatsoever
A blight upon the land
You are, in short, a pointless, meaningless
Foul, putrid hunk of rotting meat
Fit only for maggot fodder
And may I just repeat

That you're a piece of shit, Mr Boggs
An unwanted, uninvited, unwelcome prick
The likes of which I have never seen
The sight of which makes me sick
And I furthermore attest
Your appalling worthlessness is only eclipsed
By the gems of unutterable crap
That fall from your lips

You're a piece of shit, Mr Boggs
And may I just reiterate this fact
And so as not to put too fine a point on the matter
You are as of this moment sacked
Fired, discharged, surplus to requirements
Your services no longer needed, go away
Get out of my sight you horrid little man
And while you're at it
Have a f*cking nice day

You're a piece of shit Mr Boggs
A piece of shit, Mr Boggs