Stories - He'll Drive Me Crazy Lyrics

Well, I'm an independent lady with my own house and a car
Got a job, got a dog, an obligatory push-up bra
Well, I don't need a man to run my life
But a woman's got her needs
So when I saw him looking fine I thought
Hey! Better sow some seeds

So, what's he like?

He's got a body that a girl would kill for time and again
He's got the looks, got the walk, he's a God amongst men
I got carnal thoughts running through my brain
But the problem I can see
Is if he don't unwind and lose his mind
He's gonna bore the pants off me

So let's sky-dive dressed up as Dolly and Elvis
Hit the bottle and drink it dry
Wine and dine until we're helpless
Smoke 'til the morning light
He'd better do something to amaze me
'Cos if the good boy don't turn bad he'll drive me crazy

So, let's jump naked off a cliff in Acapulco
Rob a bank like Bonnie and Clyde
Sing so loud we break the windows
Steal a car and hit the heights
He'd better do something to amaze me
'Cos if the good boy don't turn bad he'll drive me crazy

I need a bad lad, not a good guy in the morning
A sinner, not a saint when the sun goes down
Craziness, not sanity around me
I wanna wake this sleepy town

Please! Do something to amaze me
'Cos if the good boy don't turn bad he'll drive me mad
Yeah, if the good boy don't turn bad he'll drive me crazy

If the good boy don't turn bad he'll drive me crazy
Keep off the grass?
My ass!