Well I bought her a dozen tulips
Just to put my hands upon her hips
It was the best dance of my life
It was the best dance of my life
Then I bought her a pink dalilah
Hoping my paws would unclip that bra
It was the best day of my life
It was the best day of my life
Let's make this Valentines last a little longer
It's quite romantic if I join you in the shower
I often fantasize about your little sister
I pray to god she didn't gain weight in the winter
I bought her gladiolus
Just to see her areolas
It was the best month of my life
It was the best month of my life
Then I bought her a lovely red rose
Just to see her crotchless panty hose
It was the best year of my life
It was the best year of my life
Let's make this Valentines last a little longer
It's quite romantic if I join you in the shower
I often fantasize about your little sister
I pray to god she didn't gain weight in the winter