Bitching bout the things weve seen Bitching bout the things weve been Bitching bout the loves weve had My oh my it wasnt so bad When we had that to loosen our minds Hey little baby in the front row be kind Bar bitching: telling you the gospel truth Bar bitching: why dont you all go get screwed? Bar bitching: why dont you tell me something new? Bar bitching: Bar bitching Bitching bout the Windsor C Bitching bout the Western Sea Why cant you all be like a Grainger man? Or even a Pheland man? Ill tell you what well meet in Amsterdam Then youll see what should be really can Bar bitching: telling you the gospel truth Bar bitching: why dont you all go get screwed? Bar bitching: why dont you tell me something new? Bar bitching: Bar bitching Thats what Im talking about Got anything to say No Well shut up I really dont know what to say Its gonna happen to us all one day And when it does you could have me too But until then I really dont know what to do Im just gonna keep Bar bitching: telling you the gospel truth Bar bitching: why dont you all go get screwed? Bar bitching: why dont you tell me something new? Theres a place with a lot of eyes Strange smoke perfume around the peacock guys And the girls they move their heat To the impulsive compulsive beat But thats another place another time Maybe well meet there in quite a short while Bar bitching etc. . .