Punch remembers where he has been Judy knows hes being fair Punch has always hugged her tightly Judys waited on his touch Punch has dreamed about her every night And Judys never had that much Punch always had a sense of humour And Judy mustve realised that He always cut a famous figure With his truncheon and his hat Judys always been his bright flag Shows the audience a smile Cos she knows when theyve all gone home She can lick him clean in style See such soul and beauty In Punch And Judy Punch has played the famous villian Wants to rest his aching feet Judy says shes more than willing Wants to lay back in the heat Theres a few more shows to pack in Cos his loyalty is strong The way hes hitting on her tonight She wont have to wait that long See such soul and beauty In Punch And Judy