Stupid Einstein - South of the Border Lyrics

We made ole Frosty from a cactus plant
Our Christmas tree was some prickly old plant
We decorated it the best we could
With leaves and twigs and a piece of wood

Celebrating Christmas during a heat wave
It's kind of strange, I don't care what they say
We're hot and sweaty but we're doing fine
South of the border and it's Christmas time

We're sweating bullets sitting in the shade
Exchanging presents that we have made
It's like they say it's the thought that counts
The birth of our savior is what its about

Celebrating Christmas during a heat wave
It's kind of strange I don't care what they say
We're hot and sweaty but we're doing fine
South of the border and it's Christmas time

Spending Christmas away from home
We're both home sick and we miss it back home
God gave us his son so we'll never be alone
It's Christmas time no matter the time zone

It doesn't snow where Jesus was born
No sled rides or caroling were performed
It's not about that anyway
It's Merry Christmas not Holiday

Celebrating Christmas during a heat wave
It's kind of strange, I don't care what they say
We're hot and sweaty but we're doing fine
South of the border and it's Christmas time