I turned bound since I don't know when
I could count on one finger a faithful man
As I don't even know what's goin' on
I never did pay much attention
I was busy with rocks and bugs
They never did ask me to loan them a buck
Doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
It happens almost every night
The people get laid and love it turns to ice
Where can I go to lay my head?
I'd like to lie down and pretend I'm dead
And then I'll spring up like a child
I'll laugh in your face and make it worth my while
Doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
And now I can't take myself serious anymore
And that's a scary thing