Super SJT - Brontosaurus Eating Leaves Lyrics

Weighing in... at 15 tons!
40 foot long trunks!
Red piping for fun!
His tail whips at 200 db!
Which kind of makes him...
Who I... want to be...
Munching on those evergreens...
He don't read the labels...
He is the herbivore! -and he wants
Big f*cking leaves!
That's what he eats!
He's got a long neck!
He's f*cking up trees!
He looks down, for nothing at the top!
All the other dinos know the cream of the crop!
Munchin' on those evergreens...
He don't read the labels...
He is the herbivore...

I can't wait for you to end this!
Brontosaurus eating leaves!
His neck's held high!
In the air!
Don't give him your shit!
'Cause he don't care!
Munchin' on those evergreens...
He don't read the labels...
He is the herbivore!
We're unrelated, but we're from the same town!
He's underneath us, his frown upside-down!
He grew up, in the hood
But what we've got in common is we're misunderstood...
Hell... yeah... what... damn!
I can't wait for you to end this!
Brontosaurus eating leaves!
I won't stop till it's been decorated!
Why can't you make me feel underrated!
CHEW THAT SHIT UP!