Swanmeat - Strawman Lyrics

In my spare time I burn churches
In my spare time I get abortions
In my spare time I'm a champagne socialist
In my spare time I am a strawman

In my spare time I worship the devil
In my spare time I corrupt minors online
In my spare time I'm a gay communist
In my spare time I am a strawman

Everybody's got the alt right to an opinion
So raise your tiki torches high
Everybody's got the alt right to an opinion
But please this time make sure nobody dies

In my spare time I despise the NHS
But in my spare time I love the armed forces
In my spare time I'm literally Hitler
In my spare time I am a strawman

In my spare time I deport immigrants
In my spare time I am a Bo Jo fan
In my spare time I abuse girls and gays
And in my spare time I am a strawman

Everybody's got the alt right to an opinion
So raise your tiki torches high
Everybody's got the alt right to an opinion
But please this time make sure nobody dies

We are all here chasing our tails
Vicious circle, only outcome is to fail
It's not a matter of you versus me
Are there only two sides to humanity