どうもありがと Mr Bottleneck
どうもありがと for the constant check
どうもありがと Mr Bottleneck
Holding up the system oh what the heck
You're wondering why we're stuck (blocker blocker I've got a blocker)
Waiting on your luck (blocker blocker I've got a blocker)
One task at a time (blocker blocker I've got a blocker)
It's slowing the pipeline!
I've got a deadline it's getting closer ticking away
No room for action no satisfaction it's all delay
So if you see the server failing don't be alarmed
It's just a bottleneck strangling the charm
どうもありがと Mr Bottleneck
For halting all the progress what did you expect
どうもありがと Mr Bottleneck
Making simple tasks complex with no effect
Too many users logged in (slowdown slowdown I'm at a slowdown)
Resources are too thin (slowdown slowdown I'm at a slowdown)
Requests come in a wave (slowdown slowdown I'm at a slowdown)
Our data's now enslaved
The cloud's supposed to scale (haiku haiku that's the haiku)
But now it's just a fail (queue time queue time infinite queue)
AI can't save the day (reboot reboot endless reboot)
We're caught in the delay!
どうもありがと Mr Bottleneck
For teaching us patience for causing the wreck
どうもありがと Mr Bottleneck
You're the anti-hero we didn't expect
The problem's plain to see (queue queue I'm stuck in a queue)
It's inefficiency (breakthrough breakthrough I need a breakthrough)
Let's optimize the flow (scale up scale up we've got to grow)
And let the system go!
どうもありがと Mr Bottleneck
どうもありがと you're breaking the tech
どうもありがと Mr Bottleneck
Your time is up now it's time to connect