I'm home from school and here to stay
I'll take it easy again today
Ain't gonna work, don't need no pay
Don't need to work, i sleep all day
Couch slouch!
F*ck off!
My mom don't like the way i live
She says i take, but i don't give
My dad can't stand the way i am
He says, ""damn it, just get up man""
Couch slouch!
You suck!
Awaken now and then to eat and shit
Don't go outside 'cause i don't fit
Society's not ready for me
Crazy assholes never will be
They never will be