She's a lad from the day of the dawn
And she will lift her skirt for no one
Gypsy tears cannot save you now
Look ahoy over starboard bow
He hath sailed for many a moon
Craving nothing but her silver spoon
But to conquer forbidden fruit
He'll play a tune that will knock her boot
His ship's captain only had one eye
Her's had two but one was lazy so it doesn't really count
Ships collide in the dead of the night
No one remembered that it was high tide
Let's make the best of this, she said
As the ships were sinking fast
He said, I'll show you my foremast and introduce it to your poop deck
Then they finally washed ashore
Jolly sands of Ecuador
Where they birthed a baby boy
And I think they named him Seamus
And they bid him good morrow...