I heard you call me "Boring Barbie" when the coke's got you brave
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High-fived my ex and then you said you're glad he ghosted me
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Wrote me a song sayin' it makes you sick to see my face
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Some people might be offended
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But it's actually sweet
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All the time you've spent on me
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It's honestly wild
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All the effort you've put in
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It's actually romantic
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I really gotta hand it to you, ooh
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No man has ever loved me like you do
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Hadn't thought of you in a long time
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But you keep sending me funny valentines
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And I know you think it comes off vicious
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But it's precious, adorable
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Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse
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That's how much it hurts
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How many times has your boyfriend said
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"Why are we always talkin' 'bout her?"
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It's actually sweet
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All the time you've spent on me
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It's honestly wild
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All the effort you've put in
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It's actually romantic
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I really gotta hand it to you, ooh
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No man has ever loved me like you do
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You think I'm tacky, baby
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Stop talking dirty to me
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It sounded nasty, but it
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Feels like you're flirting with me
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I mind my business, God's my witness that I don't provoke it
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It's kind of making me wet (Oh)
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'Cause it's actually sweet
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All the time you've spent on me (Ah)
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It's honestly lovely
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All the effort you've put in (Ah)
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It's actually romantic
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Really gotta hand it to you, to you
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No man has ever loved me like you do
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It's actually romantic
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(You've just given me so much attention
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(la-la-la-la)
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It's actually romantic
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(It's so) Romantic
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