Teacherz - I'm Taking Roll Lyrics

Good Morning students!
This is Mr. Wimpy
Teachers, you may now begin taking roll
There were a lot of absences yesterday
Due to the big ditching party
So Teachers
Don't let them in without an absence slip!

Pounding in my head
Caffeine in my veins
Don't contribute to my pain
Thunder in my heart
Lightning in my soul
Shut up, I'm taking roll!

I'm taking roll
I'm taking roll
I'm taking roll
Shut up!

Why are you late?
Where's your absence slip?
I don't have time for lame excuses
Who's that making noise?
When are you going to learn?
Oh no, here comes my heartburn

I'm taking roll
I'm taking roll
I'm taking roll
Shut up!

Sorry for the interruption
Students, there is an awful of you, a lot of you
Standing over by the noodle machine
Please remember, that the noodle machine is not an official class

Teachers, there a rather large
fire has broken out in the covered eating area
And the fire alarms not working again
Please, everybody with a conference period
Report there immediately
Be sure to bring a trash can filled with water

I'm taking roll
I'm taking roll
I'm taking roll
Shut up!

Teachers
I have another announcement for you

Shut up!