Tech N9ne - Bacon Lyrics

Yeah, huh
I ain't looking for a cosign, most say we okay
Killer and I'm in no time, and get away so okay
No heroes, I slayed 'em
They counting sheep in that dirt nap
And they were unaware that I slayed 'em
Til I sprayed 'em with my worst raps
My first raps went spam Sammy with a grab bag of that been dope
Didn't realize back then when I was getting it in with my kinfolk
Revving up to go head to gut but no bread to cut
Gotta collect a check
Can't complain in this dirty game, it ain't entertaining 'em
Disrespect
Humble enough but what the f*ck's up?
We R to the A to the W uncut
You really think you're f*cking with us numb nuts
Never pull a trigger hit a nigga with gun bust
Nonviolent, I'm nonviolent
My Holy Bible got bombs by it
Penciling, I get it in my friends and then I exit out of my pom pilots
Swear to God, I'm hella odd I got it
Smoking in the Shire like a hobbit
Kamikaze plane became a rocket
Life's a bitch I named Lorena Bobbitt
Rules are made to be broken
Nonetheless I never see none breaking
King slid do everything big
This king pig and nigga we go bacon

Now this little piggy went to market
And this little piggy stayed home
But these three pigs right here had a bright idea
So they picked up the microphone
And the other little pigs got mad 'cause the niggas got hot
And they spot got taken
We said first of all we ain't concerned wit y'all
So we burnt 'em all and went bacon

Everybody wanna be all up in it
One of these won a shivering game in front of me
Because I put him in a bad situation
That averaged I'm baking him up in a apron
And I got a lot of food on my plate, I can't call it
Drinking problem, see I'm a rapaholic
I'ma get particular vehicular homicide describes me
They say I got acid in my IV, I'm back where I need
Travis knows
I'ma get a little wily, twist some weed
Til my eyes like Chinese
This the B-L-H and I never been sick with a cellmate
Trust me, put it out in a cell grate
Back now, fans wanna tailgate
Unconnected smell the essence aching
And hella nigga we go bacon

Now this little piggy went to market
And this little piggy stayed home
But these three pigs right here had a bright idea
So they picked up the microphone
And the other little pigs got mad 'cause the niggas got hot
And they spot got taken
We said first of all we ain't concerned wit y'all
So we burnt 'em all and went bacon

Now I'm the kid from Mid-City
I like fat asses and big titties
Got a bad bitch in her mid-fifties
Like to drop it low and pop a thizz with me
I'm a weird dude, I'm into weird shit
Got a long dick and my beard thick
That mean I rap good and I'm from the hood
I know them wack niggas don't wanna hear this
I'm fearless, like last night
Dropped in on a 30 foot half-pipe
Hit a 50-50 grind and was even more exciting because I did it while riding on a flashlight
Better act right or get your shit sprayed
Don't be no wack rappin' over this way
Hitters still no suave for the sensei
So I don't go bacon I go tempeh

And that, and that's like veggie bacon, nigga
It's like, tempehs veggie, I don't know
I don't eat pork, bro
But y'all get the f*ckin' point man
Me, Lynch, and Godi, uh Strange Music
Yeah, f*ck y'all
We don't go, we go bacon

Now this little piggy went to market
And this little piggy stayed home
But these three pigs right here had a bright idea
So they picked up the microphone
And the other little pigs got mad 'cause the niggas got hot
And they spot got taken
We said first of all we ain't concerned wit y'all
So we burnt 'em all and went bacon