Tenacious D - F*ck Her Gently Lyrics

This is a song
For the ladies,
But fella's,
Listen closely.

You don't always have to f*ck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And f*ckin' give her some smooches too

Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey
I'm gonna f*ck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I brought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's f*ckin' teamwork

What's your favorite posish
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll f*cking f*ck you discreetly
And then I'll f*cking bone you completely
But then
I'm gonna f*ck you hard

Hard