This is a song
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!
Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Can swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!
David Dark comin at 'em
He's got f*cking ultimate fighting championship moves!
Here comes Spidey
He's not f*cking really Spidey
His moves didn't work because he's f*cking Spidey!
Spiderman doesn't look right
He looks like cheap ass!
Spidey wearing the nike shoes
I can see in the f*cking BVDs
Outline...oh f*ck Stay totally still!
Stay totally still
It's f*cking sassafrassquatch!
I've been searching for him for ten years
And now's my chance to capture him
I'm not moving on...f*ck!
He's using the web! He's using the web!
Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence!
He's using the f*cking Spidey
Twa, it didn't hold 'em!
It f*cking holds almost everbody
But it didn't work on Sass!
He f*cking used a Matrix move!
He f*cking used a Matrix move!
Doosh!
Ha! Wanna f*cking bowl?
What the f*ck is going down? Somebody help us
He's got the tranquilizer gun!
David Dark's got the tranquil gun
He shot him in the ass with tranquilizer gun
But it didn't...(starts to laugh)
Why's he have his cock out? That's not right!
Here comes Sassafrass! He's f*cking really pissed off
Now what the f*ck is happening tonight?
It's looking like a fight!
No! (starts to laugh a lot)
You should've f*cking known!
Not to pull out your dick in front of Sass
He'll rip that shit right off! Now you're f*cking bummed
What are you doing..no, no no
Don't make him suck your chode! Ah Jesus!
He's sucking on his f*cking chode!
He's gonna shoot your f*cking load
If I don't Sassafrass! Who's gonna shoot the load?
Ahh! That's no ordinary creamer!
What the f*ck? Thats bad news Bears.
That's a lot of cum! That's way too much Sass cum
Sassafrass...he hasn't f*cking done enough
He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position
I don't know what for!
But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again)
The ultimate bomb, ya'll.
Aww, no. The ultimate fighting championship
He's flinging shit! And he's taking a dump
Ah Jesus. Wait a second, he's got him tricked!
The old stick for the f*cking Sassafrass trick
Works every time. See if you can keep him alive
That rips. Life is a great big hang up.
Whenever there's a bang up!
You'll see Sassafrass and Spiderman!
Taking a shit on David Dark!
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Tenacious D - Spiderman Lyrics
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This is a song
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!
Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Can swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!
David Dark comin at 'em
He's got f*cking ultimate fighting championship moves!
Here comes Spidey
He's not f*cking really Spidey
His moves didn't work because he's f*cking Spidey!
Spiderman doesn't look right
He looks like cheap ass!
Spidey wearing the nike shoes
I can see in the f*cking BVDs
Outline...oh f*ck Stay totally still!
Stay totally still
It's f*cking sassafrassquatch!
I've been searching for him for ten years
And now's my chance to capture him
I'm not moving on...f*ck!
He's using the web! He's using the web!
Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence!
He's using the f*cking Spidey
Twa, it didn't hold 'em!
It f*cking holds almost everbody
But it didn't work on Sass!
He f*cking used a Matrix move!
He f*cking used a Matrix move!
Doosh!
Ha! Wanna f*cking bowl?
What the f*ck is going down? Somebody help us
He's got the tranquilizer gun!
David Dark's got the tranquil gun
He shot him in the ass with tranquilizer gun
But it didn't...(starts to laugh)
Why's he have his cock out? That's not right!
Here comes Sassafrass! He's f*cking really pissed off
Now what the f*ck is happening tonight?
It's looking like a fight!
No! (starts to laugh a lot)
You should've f*cking known!
Not to pull out your dick in front of Sass
He'll rip that shit right off! Now you're f*cking bummed
What are you doing..no, no no
Don't make him suck your chode! Ah Jesus!
He's sucking on his f*cking chode!
He's gonna shoot your f*cking load
If I don't Sassafrass! Who's gonna shoot the load?
Ahh! That's no ordinary creamer!
What the f*ck? Thats bad news Bears.
That's a lot of cum! That's way too much Sass cum
Sassafrass...he hasn't f*cking done enough
He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position
I don't know what for!
But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again)
The ultimate bomb, ya'll.
Aww, no. The ultimate fighting championship
He's flinging shit! And he's taking a dump
Ah Jesus. Wait a second, he's got him tricked!
The old stick for the f*cking Sassafrass trick
Works every time. See if you can keep him alive
That rips. Life is a great big hang up.
Whenever there's a bang up!
You'll see Sassafrass and Spiderman!
Taking a shit on David Dark!
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!
Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Can swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!
David Dark comin at 'em
He's got f*cking ultimate fighting championship moves!
Here comes Spidey
He's not f*cking really Spidey
His moves didn't work because he's f*cking Spidey!
Spiderman doesn't look right
He looks like cheap ass!
Spidey wearing the nike shoes
I can see in the f*cking BVDs
Outline...oh f*ck Stay totally still!
Stay totally still
It's f*cking sassafrassquatch!
I've been searching for him for ten years
And now's my chance to capture him
I'm not moving on...f*ck!
He's using the web! He's using the web!
Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence!
He's using the f*cking Spidey
Twa, it didn't hold 'em!
It f*cking holds almost everbody
But it didn't work on Sass!
He f*cking used a Matrix move!
He f*cking used a Matrix move!
Doosh!
Ha! Wanna f*cking bowl?
What the f*ck is going down? Somebody help us
He's got the tranquilizer gun!
David Dark's got the tranquil gun
He shot him in the ass with tranquilizer gun
But it didn't...(starts to laugh)
Why's he have his cock out? That's not right!
Here comes Sassafrass! He's f*cking really pissed off
Now what the f*ck is happening tonight?
It's looking like a fight!
No! (starts to laugh a lot)
You should've f*cking known!
Not to pull out your dick in front of Sass
He'll rip that shit right off! Now you're f*cking bummed
What are you doing..no, no no
Don't make him suck your chode! Ah Jesus!
He's sucking on his f*cking chode!
He's gonna shoot your f*cking load
If I don't Sassafrass! Who's gonna shoot the load?
Ahh! That's no ordinary creamer!
What the f*ck? Thats bad news Bears.
That's a lot of cum! That's way too much Sass cum
Sassafrass...he hasn't f*cking done enough
He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position
I don't know what for!
But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again)
The ultimate bomb, ya'll.
Aww, no. The ultimate fighting championship
He's flinging shit! And he's taking a dump
Ah Jesus. Wait a second, he's got him tricked!
The old stick for the f*cking Sassafrass trick
Works every time. See if you can keep him alive
That rips. Life is a great big hang up.
Whenever there's a bang up!
You'll see Sassafrass and Spiderman!
Taking a shit on David Dark!