TestTubeBaby - Steven Speilberg Is the Only Man Who Has Ever Caused Me to Cry Lyrics

I refuse to get call-waiting
Though I know I hate to call someone and
Get a busy signal
I want to go out to Arabic food with
Somebody
Then I want to rent a movie starring
Montgomery Clift
Because I just read his biography
And wasn't moved to tears like I was when I read
Arthur Rimbaud's biography
Maybe it was just the writing style
Of the biographer
That made that distinction
The Rimbaud biography was written
By a woman named Enid
The Clift biography was written
By a man named Robert
I don't think a man has ever
Moved me to cry
No, I lie
I cried in E.T. and that was made by a man
Named Steven
Spielberg
Steven Spielberg
Is the only man
Who has ever led me to cry