Ready player one, insert your coin and go
Welcome to the game called Super Turbo
Grab your sword and bombs and add a couple guns
This is f*cking hard I thought these games were fun
All this stupid shit is flying all around
Gotta keep moving or I'll fall to the ground
I'm losing my mind because this game sucks
I'm fresh outta lives and all outta f*cks
Take your last breath
Step 1 is death
Take your last breath
Step 1 is death
I've died so many times I don't know where I am
Oh shit, what the f*ck, it's level one again
Stuck in a game created by Satan
Forced to play forever by an evil corporation
I don't even think there is a final boss
Who designed this game, was it made in DOS
Stuck in here forever, is this ever gonna end
Overall I'd give this game a zero out of ten
Take your last breath
Step 1 is death
Take your last breath
Step 1 is death
Take your last breath
Step 1 is death
Take your last breath
Step 1 is death