I have a friend in you, oh Mr Clarinet
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You make me laugh, and then cry like the song of the clarinet.
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Marry me, marry me alive O
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I put on my coat of trumpets
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Will she be there? is my piccolo on straight?
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Her white stockings and red dress that goes
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Swish, swish, swish around her legs of lace
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Marry me, marry me alive O
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Could you tell her
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Would you tell her for me, oh Mr Clarinet
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That I love her love her, oh love her
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I love her but I cannot wait
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Marry me, marry me alive O
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Oh maybe, oh maybe lie down
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I love her, love her, love her
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Love her love her love her love her
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