Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Hmm, hmm-hmm
Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Hmm, hmm-hmm
I'm all for meetin' brand new fellas
And takin' other folks' girl
Hmm, hmm-hmm
Well, now, they often call me Speedo
'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time
Hmm, hmm-hmm
Well, now, they often call me Speedo
'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time
Hmm, hmm-hmm
Well, I've known some pretty women
And I've caused them to change their mind
Hmm, hmm-hmm
Well, now, some may call me Joe
Some may call me Moe
Just remember Speedo
He don't never take it slow
Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Hmm, hmm-hmm
Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Hmm, hmm-hmm
Well, now, some may call me Moe
Some may call me Joe
Just remember Speedo
He don't never take it slow
Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Hmm, hmm-hmm
Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Hmm, hmm-hmm
And now they gotta call me Speedo
'Til they called off makin' pretty girls
Hmm, hmm-hmm
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
Hmm, hmm-hmm
Hmm, hmm-hmm
Hmm, hmm-hmm