I can't stand your bearded look
That scraggly scruff I've had enough
I can't stand your fixie bike
Your black stretch jeans your tennis shoes
There's not a lot I like about you
You ain't no mountain man you're just a trendy bird's nest
I can't stand myself, or anyone else
I can't stand myself, or anyone else
I can't stand that hippy look
What a bunch of cruds that hippy look
See that smell hanging in the air
Check out the maiden with the flaxen hair
It ain't that town no more, you didn't change nothing, no!
I can't stand myself, or anyone else
I can't stand myself, or anyone else
You would be a freak of nature if it weren't for everyone just like you
You would be a freak of nature if it weren't for everyone just like you
You would be a freak of nature if it weren't for everyone just like you
But you're not
Hey Mr. Skateboard, hey Mr. Mohawk
You think you're really somethin', I see a lot of nothin'
I'm not trending so I'm not friending
I can't stand myself, or anyone else
I can't stand myself, or anyone else
I can't stand myself, or anyone else