Bridge!
Burner!
Laughing in your faces and laughing social graces.
No!
Luck!
My mugshot is in many public places.
I was never nice
And I failed every time I tried
Jokes, they just go south
So I started breaking windows
And running off my mou-ou-outh
Bridge burner, bridge burner
Got a guy on Monday night
Bridge burner, bridge burner
F*cked him over Tuesday night
Bridge burner, bridge burner
Now he hates me for life
No!
Respect!
For all your rules or anything you do
Suffer!
All ties!
I don't get no Christmas cards; I'm not allowed in any bars
I don't got no job... 'cause I'm lazy and a snob
Working is not for me
So I f*cked my bosses husband
And now they both have s-t-d's
Bridge burner, bridge burner
Got a job on Monday night
Bridge burner, bridge burner
Got arrested Tuesday night
Bridge burner, bridge burner
Now they hate me for life
Woah-oh-oh-oh
I was never nice
And I failed every time I tried
Jokes, they just go south
So I started breaking windows
And running off my mou-ou-outh
Bridge burner, bridge burner
Problems with authority
Bridge burner, bridge burner
Never you and only me
Bridge burner, bridge burner
I don't give a crap about you
Woah-oh
I was born wrong; I just don't get along
And every contact that I meet I
Smash a glass or knock out teeth
It's a burden to my life cause I'm a jerk with knives
So now you see we're banned for life
It's all my fault we're banned for life
Cause I'm a
Bridge burner, bridge burner
I don't give a f*ck about
Bridge burner, bridge burner
Don't give a f*ck about
Bridge burner, bridge burner
I don't give a f*ck about you
Woah-oh, so now you see we're banned for life
Sorry, dear friend we're banned for life
It's all my fault we're banned for life
I'm just no good at being nice
