I fell asleep in the back of the ride
We had way too much to drink tonight
I went home with bitches who bitched the night
She's tellin' me fibs 'bout my fit, she's a lie
She's makin' me drink the whole fifth, it's high time
We embarkin' on paths from our past f*ckin' lives
Like we're playin' some Quidditch, don't quit, it's a fight
I'mma play off my wrongs and bring rights to the light
I can't remember the last everlasting full night (night, night, uh)
It might come as a surprise I don't like a bitch thick in the thighs
I might come and get your girl and turn your wife into mine
She's exceeded the maximum height for this ride
She's surpassed all her records for drugs in one night
She's still trynna go down on me, call it a night
I'm drunk as f*ck, still not that guy
Get in his Mrs. gimme kisses, then she suck my dick in
I think I like the"slutties" dirty bitches, bop type bitches
I'm feelin' silly, I might f*ck around and drink a million beers
Take a baddie to my home to do the dishes
Tomorrow, I'mma be hungover as a bitch, it kills the sorrow (oh yeah)
Tomorrow, I'll be reminded of everything I don't know
I fell asleep in the back of the ride
We had way too much to drink tonight
I went home with bitches who bitched the night
She's tellin' me fibs 'bout my fit, she's a lie
She's makin' me drink the whole fifth, it's high time
We embarkin' on paths from our past f*ckin' lives
Like we're playin' some Quidditch, don't quit, it's a fight
I'mma play off my wrongs and bring rights to the light