We eat Smarties, you eat M&M's
You think all our money looks pretend
Ya we got Bryan Adams, but hey you got Bruce Springsteen
We can drink in bars when we're just nineteen
You got Brad Pitt, we got Keanu Reeves
But we got the best lake fishing you best believe
Ya you make fun of us cause we spell colour with a "U"
You think you're all that mister red white and blue
We say "Eh", you say "Ya'll"
Ya we both got pro football
Except we got bigger balls and a longer field (And one less down)
We say "zed" you say "zee"
Sure we watch all your TV
You got stronger army down there, but man up here
We got stronger beer
You got dunkin' donuts we got Timmy's
We got more land but bro, you got more cities
You sure love the NFL, MLB, and the NBA but to the great white north hockey is the only game
We say "eh" you say "y'all"
Ya we both got pro football
Except we got bigger balls and a longer field (And one less down)
We say "zed" you say "zee"
Sure we watch all your TV
You got stronger army down there, but man up here
We got stronger beer
So heres to you my southern neighbour
All kiddin' aside
It takes me six beers to get pissed drunk, but for you it takes nine. Sucker!
We say "eh" you say "y'all"
Ya we both got pro football
Except we got bigger balls and a longer field (And one less down)
We say "zed" you say "zee"
Sure we watch all your TV
You got stronger army down there, but man up here
We got stronger beer
Yeah we got stronger beer!
Whoa, we got stronger beer! (Ya we do baby)