I was built for the stage
Just not the one you're thinking of
Where I can sleep when it gets late
It isn't much, but it's enough
Yeah it's enough
This mic's not even on
And I don't want it to be
Cause I can sing in my shower and in my car
But I don't know how to work this thing
No not at all
And I
I'm the living room musician
And I sound my best
When there's nobody listening to me
Got the rug on the carpet
And the string lights around the sides
A fake it til you make it vibe
I'll scream until I feel alright
Got the candles on standby
Just in case the power blows
I can fake this and the world won't know
This is all to say you're welcome to the show
You're welcome to the show
If you'd call it a show