Tom Lehrer - Are There Any Questions? Lyrics

Now then, are there any questions?
Any problems, any questions?
If there are none
Then I am done
And I can bid you all good day
For there's no reason I should stay here
For I've said all I have to say here
If there are none
Then I am done
I wish you luck on the examination

And so, my friends, I bid you all goodbye
I hope you've liked the course as much as I
Goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye, to one and all I say goodbye

Just one more thing, and do not laugh
I hope you'll take the second half
Physics
Physics
Physics, Eleven B

Now there's no reason I should stay here, etc, etc

Ha, he asks if there are questions
Holy smoke, have I got questions
I got a ton
And every one
Would take him half a day to do
But I don't really want to stay here
Since he's said all he has to say here
But it's agreed
That I shall need
Much more than luck on the examination

And so I think I'll let him say goodbye
I guess that he is as relieved as I
Goodbye, goodbye
Thank God the course is over now, goodbye

One thing he said that makes me laugh
He hopes I'll take the second half
Ha, ha
Ha, ha
Ha, ha, don't make me laugh

Ha, he asks if there are questions, etc, etc