Tom Lehrer - The Ice Cream Tango Lyrics

Do you know what I would really like right now?
I would like some ice cream
Me too
I would like a cone
Me too
Me too
It would really hit the spot
And make me feel a lot
Like a queen upon a throne
What flavor does your majesty crave?
I would like vanilla
Me too
Not me, I'll take choc'late
I want peach
Peach?
All right, choc'late
But wouldn't it be pleasant
Some day when no one's present
To order one of each
Including peach
Would you rather have a dish?
A bit too fancyish
Would you like it on a plate?
It's good, but not great
Would you like it on a stick?
Ick
Well, how about a cup?
Okay, four cones, coming up
I'll go and get the ice cream
Me too, you can't carry them alone
He's right
I know
Two choc'lates, two vanillas
Two choc'lates, two vanillas
For nothing the world has ever known
Nothing the world has ever known
Nothing the world has ever known
Can compare with an ice cream
Cone
I want an ice cream cone
Me too