Tom Lehrer - The Love Song of the Physical Anthropologist Lyrics

Let me tell you of
The mammal that I love
She's lovely, she's charming, she's divine
That ectomorphic, hypsicranial, rufipilous, leptorrhinian
Metriocephalic gal of mine

Oh, the touch is grand
Of her pentadactyl hand
She's my mesoprosopic valentine
That eurypellic, orthorachic, brachydontic, stenomeric
Dolichocnemic leptosome of mine

Though you might wish this chordate
Instead of mine were your date
You haven't got a chance, its plain to see
For nothing is more alien
To this marvelous mammalian
Than affection shown to anyone but me

Oh, her eyes are blue
(And they're oxybleptic too)
She's endothermic, and that suits me fine
That eurypellic, orthorachic, brachydontic, stenomeric
Bathycolpian, leiodermatous, callipygian, platyhieric
Ectomorphic, rufipilous, leptorrhinian
Metriocephalic little gal of mine