Tommy T - Backwards Man Lyrics

Are you ready?
are you ready?
well get ready….
cause here we go now
(chorus)
i am the backward man, the backward man
i am the backward man, the backward man
and i could walk backwards fast as you can
i could walk backwards fast as you can
i am the backward man, the backward man
i am the backward man, the backward man
and i could walk backwards fast as you can
i could walk backwards fast as you can
Yo, yo, it all happened to me
as i was sitting in this big oak tree
then it slipped through my mine
everything is gonna be fine
well, guess what?
i guess i must have lost my mind
and you know why?
why???
cause it's not fine
It's not fine
My mind is lost in space
then i take a look at your ugly face
and go wow
wow?
yeah
can't get any uglier than that
Everyone around me is so kind
kind
but guess what?
everything will change
It goes like
it goes like
goes like this
(chorus)
look at me daddy
look at me daddy
look at me daddy
i'm a farmer
i'm a farmer
i'm a farmer daddy
(chorus)
look at me daddy
look at me daddy
look at me daddy
i'm a farmer
i'm a farmer
i'm a farmer daddy
You may call me stupid
you may call me lame and other jokes
i'll buy you a nice big pan
so you can cover up that ugly face
and if you're lucky
maybe i'll get you the nike bran
sooooooooooo i say
(chorus)
i am the backward man, the backward man
i am the backward man, the backward man
and i could walk backwards fast as you can
i could walk backwards fast as you can
why is this?
cause i am the backward man, the backward man
i am the backward man, the backward man
and i could walk backwards fast as you can
i could walk backwards fast as you can
(chorus)
oh happy day
Yeah oh happy day my ass
you think i'm playing with you?
yeah, well keep thinking
Yo, yo, yo
my bum is on the rail, bum is on the rail
look over here
here's a bitch with no bum bum bum
(hey)
f*ck this bum bum song
back up and singggggggggg
(chorus)
i am the backward man, the backward man
i am the backward man, the backward man
and i could walk backwards fast as you can
i could walk backwards fast as you can
why is this?
cause i am the backward man, the backward man
i am the backward man, the backward man
and i could walk backwards fast as you can
i could walk backwards fast as you can
How fast????
real fast…….
Yeah real fast
Keep walking back baby
Nah man back more
Yeah keep going
hellz yeah
Ha ha backwards man ha ha
Bring it… boy