That last beer put me over my limit
Two more of those and I'll be good
I can't stand that face you look so disappointed
Why do I go to parties in your neighborhood?
I think your friends drove me home from the last one
It's kinda hazy, but I threw up in the back
They tried to make me pay but I pulled a fast one
So they might still be pissed at me for that
I used to say, "I love the way you look at me"
But now you look at me so cold
To better days, and here's to all the friends I made
They'll still be here when you won't
My friends, they found me on the curb
A few blocks from where yours left me
And then they bought me dessert
But I left it in their backseat
I know, I know I talk too much
I know, I know I drank a lot
Just know you'll always have my love
But not your friends, they all suck
To better days, and here's to all the friends I made
They'll still be here when you won't
Last night at the bar, you said some things
At least, that's what my friends were telling me
You're always talking trash, it seems
So like you, so like you, so like you
So I think that it's about time
I took all my friends' advice
They want me to cut you out of my life
They don't like you, don't like you, don't like you
They don't like you
They don't like you
They don't like you