Our boy so smart
And you would not believe the size of his heart
Our son having fun
And he even cleans up after himself when he's done
How do I fix my self-absorbed son
How do I fix my self-absorbed son
Our kid so funny
Making everybody laugh one day he could make money
Our baby moving up
I remember when he was drinking from sippy cups
How do I fix my self-absorbed son
How do I fix my self-absorbed son
Feet slow down
Scraping the sidewalk
Jaw clenched so tight
It hurts so much just to talk
Head down low
Banging the tall drum
And he's staring at the space between atoms
How do I fix my self-absorbed son (whoa)
How do I fix my self-absorbed son
Our kid so tall
You could climb and climb and climb and climb and then you'd fall
Our lad never hurt
Can't see the cuts and bruises through the shirt
How do I fix my self-absorbed son
How do I fix my self-absorbed son
Well never well never
Well never well never
You better you better
A letter a letter
Well never well never
Well never well never
You better you better
A letter a letter
Feet slow down
Scraping the sidewalk
Jaw clenched so tight
It hurts so much just to talk
Head down low
Banging the tall drum
And he's staring at the space between atoms
Ohh
How do I fix my self-absorbed son (whoa)
How do I fix my self-absorbed son (Ha)
How do I fix my self-absorbed son (Grah)
How do I fix my self-absorbed son (Huh)
How do I fix my self-absorbed son (Whoa)
How do I fix my self-absorbed son (Woah)
How do I fix my self-absorbed son (Ho)
How do I fix my self-absorbed son (Ho)
Ohh
