The Tractorgrease Folk - She Ain't Miss Right (Zippy Mix) Lyrics

Well I went to bar cause I wanted to get laid
Chances lookin' good 'cause I just got paid
Gave a wink to the waitress thought I'd try my luck
Gave her a tip but she didn't give a
She didn't give a damn
So I went outside on the patio
Tryin' to get some lovin' from some red headed ho
She was better from behind and I'd have to say
She ain't good lookin'
But she's lookin' my way

She's like Goldilocks
With the chicken pox
Juliet smokin' cigarettes
Cinderella with a slipper
Full of crystal meth
She's like Betty Boop
With Room for Soup
Daisy Duke right before she puked
A pin up girl in a mouldy old magazine

Well she ain't Miss right
But she's Miss right now

Strike out time when I went for that 9
Bound to get more if I go for a 4
Tonite's the night I think I'll get my fix
Might as well settle for a good ole

So I took a chance and tried my best line
With those beer bottle goggles
Man she looked so fine
Better from far far far away
She ain't lookin' good but she's lookin' my way

She's like Goldilocks
With the chicken pox
Juliet smokin' cigarettes
Cinderella with a slipper
Full of crystal meth
She's like Betty Boop
With Room for Soup
Daisy Duke right before she puked
A pin up girl in a crusty old magazine

Well she ain't Miss right
But she's Miss right now

Met her down at the roller derby bar
With those fish net girls
I don't get very far
Ass like an angel and face like a truck
Turn out the lights 'cause it's time

She's like Goldilocks
With the chicken pox
Juliet smokin' cigarettes
Cinderella with a slipper
Full of crystal meth
She's like Betty Boop
With Room for Soup
Daisy Duke right before she puked
A pin up girl in a mouldy crusty old magazine
You know what I mean
She's like Lady Di with a lazy eye
Lara Croft with her arm cut off
The exorcist girl with her head turned round the back

Well she ain't Miss right
But she's Miss right now