How many ways to win a man?
A hundred? a thousand? Even more?
Why can't I get one when other girls can?
I've never been cute and I'm such a bore
But there must be a way
To even the game
Down town there a crusty old place
With a scary old lady who knows the trick
Spiders in her hair and warts in her face
She'll give you your desires with black magic
I just want a man
Please understand
To get what I need I'll pay the fee
And then my love you'll belong to me!
I'm not sure what went inside
But our paths will coincide
Into a meal this draught I'll pour
And you'll enjoy my love du jour!
(Love du jour)
My love du jour!
(Love du jour)
You're going to drink my love du jour!
Any lady you're currently dating
Will find your love repealed
No note late nights hoping and praying
I've leveled the playing field
Now even a creature like me
Can have your fidelity
No price is too high
No shame is too low
Cause now that you're mine
I can feel an inner glow!
To get what I need I'll pay the fee
And then my love you'll belong to me!
I'm not sure what went inside
But our paths will coincide
Into a meal this draught I'll pour
And you'll enjoy my love du jour!
(Love du jour)
My love du jour!
(Love du jour)
You're going to drink my love du jour!
And I'll never forget
What we have here today
Cause I'll have to forfeit
My life next decade
But for 10 years
I'll have no regrets
I'll cry bloody tears
When I pay back my debt
I'm not sure what went inside
But our paths will coincide
Into a meal this draught I'll pour
And you'll enjoy my love du jour!
(Love du jour)
My love du jour!
(Love du jour)
You're going to drink my love du jour!