Trout Fishing In America - My Birthday Comes on Christmas Lyrics

I got a drum
I got a horn
They gave me a bicycle
Just for being born

But I'm only gettin'
Half of what I oughta
'Cause my birthday
Comes on Christmas

I got a train
That really runs
They gave me a space suit
That should be lots of fun

But I'm only getting
Half of what I oughta
'Cause my birthday
Comes on Christmas

Gee, but it's tough
To be a kid like me
But I guess there
Is nothin' I can do

'Cause all of the stuff
Beneath the Christmas tree
Has to count
For my birthday, too

I get so mad
At Mom and Dad
Of all of the days that they
Picked to have me had

And they only give me
Half of what they oughta
'Cause my birthday
Comes on Christmas

Gee, but it's tough
To be a kid like me
But I guess there
Is nothin' I can do

'Cause all of the stuff
Beneath the Christmas tree
Has to count
For my birthday, too

I get so mad
At Mom and Dad
Of all of the days that they
Picked to have me had

And they only give me
Half of what they oughta
'Cause my birthday
Comes on Christmas

Ya, my birthday
Comes on Christmas
Why does my birthday have to
Come on Christmas?