The devil can f*ck right off and suck me dry
Cause I'm goin' to heaven when I die
I will shove God in a dog crate
And show Him all my things
Mumble your Lord's prayer if you're too shy to sing
I'm afraid of babies and bugs
And the view from the pyre
Too proud or lazy to jump out of the fire
God truly hates me and my guts
And that's just to put it mild
I will save face in exile
But I wasn't always this way
Self-made out of trash and all the things I hate
My crooked teeth point back to the mistakes that I made every day
But I wasn't always this way
But I wasn't always this way