The red lights here last a lifetime
All my friends' dogs have gone blind
Neighbors threaten to kill each other on the Internet
The years fade away with their hairlines
But the tap water makes for good bread
It keeps our big boys fed (maybe a little too well fed)
And it holds everything
And it holds everything but me
The red lights here last a lifetime
The traffic is backed up for miles
Rest your head, get fed, rise early
And if you gotta, run every last one of those damn red lights