Martha Speaks Theme Lyrics

(Martha Speaks theme by Robert Wilson)

[Narrator]
Martha was an average dog
She went- [Martha] Woof!
And- [Martha] Woof!
And- [Martha] Grrr!
But when she ate some alphabet soup, then what happened was bizarre

[Scientist]
On the way to Martha's stomach, the letters lost their way. They traveled to her brain and now-

[Narrator]
She's got a lot to say!
Now, she speaks
[Martha]
How now, brown cow
[Narrator]
Martha speaks
Yeah, she speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks

[Martha]
What's a caboose? When are we eating again?
[Narrator]
Martha speaks
[Martha]
Hey, Joe. Whaddaya know?
(My name's not Joe...)
[Narrator]
She's not always right but still, that Martha speaks
[Martha]
Hi there

[Narrator]
She's got a voice, she's ready to shout. Martha will tell you what it's all about
Sometimes wrong but seldom in doubt, Martha will tell you what it's all about
That dog's unique
[Martha]
Testing, one two

[Narrator]
Hear her speak. Martha speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and
[Martha]
Communicates, enumerates, elucidates, exaggerates, indicates, and explicates, bloviates and overstates, and (pants) Hyperventilates
[Narrator]
Martha
To reiterate,
[Martha]
Martha speaks!