Car 54, Where Are You? Theme Song Lyrics

(Theme by Nat Hiken)

There's a holdup in the Bronx,
Brooklyn's broken out in fights.
There's a traffic jam in Harlem
That's backed up to Jackson Heights.
There's a scout troop short a child,
Khrushchev's due at Idyllwild
Car 54, Where Are You?

(musical interlude)

There's a holdup in the Bronx,
Brooklyn's broken out in fights.
There's a traffic jam in Harlem
That's backed up to Jackson Heights.
There's a scout troop short a child,
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild
Car 54, Where Are You?

[Thanks to gregg.smith, flinderg, todfiat for correcting these lyrics]