If you are hearing this, then you have discovered Frequency 9.
A secret channel designated for underground information.
An inside source has revealed coordinates of the Cornucopia Modus,
Hidden deep within the caves of Zezop Mountain.
For those who are brave enough to venture out across the Sunken Valley,
We wait for you in the haven fortress of Lizard House.
Please make haste at once to ward off these vegetable mutants,
And restore our land to its former glory.