Verse 1
They call me Mr. Loon,
Won't you listen to my tune?
I've got a tall tale.
Another story to tell,
About a freak who's bound to break the spell.
Chorus
They call me Mr. Loon
Tilt back your head and howl at the moon,
Yeah, they call me Mr. Looney,
If you focus real hard
You can see right through me.
Verse 2
I've got a shop of my own
Filled with items you've never known,
It's a nice shop.
Knickknacks and doodads,
But what I've got, it simply just ain't enough.
Chorus
They call me Mr. Loon,
The keeper of luck and the master of swoon,
Yeah, they call me Mr. Looney,
Pull the wool from your eyes,
There's no reason to fool me.
They call me Mr. Loon,
Mr. Loon, that's what they call me.
Verse 3
What is this machine?
Its something that I've never seen.
What does it do?
It's the strangest thing.
What's the secret, can you give me a clue?
Chorus
They call me Mr. Loon
Try to find a conclusion, we'll get there soon,
Yeah, they call me Mr. Looney,
Wouldn't question my ways
If you really knew me.
Yeah, they call me Mr. Loon,
Mr. Loon,
Mr. Loon,
Mr. Loon.